sMisery II
16 May 2008
sMended
14 May 2008
Sunday evening
11 May 2008
I don’t like Sunday evenings because:
- there is never anything on the television
- of its proximity to Monday
Muscle mussel Muks
9 May 2008
By the end of the first week after I joined the gym, I ended up with a big mussel.
Dead feet
8 May 2008
I bought a gorgeous pair of Ralph Lauren heels during my last shopping trip to New York. Since the weather was so nice and sunny the last few days, I thought I would wear a suit with a flattering pencil skirt this morning, plus the heels.
Four inches. Feet is now dead.
Files and fruits
7 May 2008
I got into work today and was dragged off to a lawyer’s office. I was lead into this little room with no windows and no ventilation. My dragger pointed to all the files in the shelves and boxes…
My dragger said, “You need to go through all these files in two days” and then she left me alone.
At least I was well fed and watered. There were lots of strawberries, but it’s just the funny fruits left.
Muks the politically correct
6 May 2008
Minors are so advantaged these days. They do not have to suffer the trauma and violence that dominated our own earlier years.
How to look slim on camera
5 May 2008
This is Stinky, my seven year old. Along the years, he increased substantial bulk in the form of a double chin and wibblies.
Feeling a little self conscious, he then adopted a more slimming pose…
Valid excuse for political incorrectness
30 April 2008
On Friday night after two full glasses of wine…
Muks: I know what is wrong about Japanese men.
Denty and Mitch: HAHAHAHAHA!
Denty: Go on then… such truth only comes out when Muks has two glasses of wine.
Muks: They have the same size head as any normal white guys, but their body is so much stumpier that they look like big headed aliens.
On the next Wednesday’s lunch hour, Muks spotted the Japanese guy in the work group that was “ostracised” by others in the group. Muks took pity on him and went sat with him during lunch. We started chatting, until…
Japanese guy: You are same old as me, 33?
Muks: *Ally McBealesque snarl*
Let it be known that Muks has a sibling that is thousands and thousands of [time unit] (unspecified) older and the said sibling is also thousands and thousands of [time unit] (unspecified) from being 33.
