Muks’ non-loot

This is my EOS 5. She has been to many countries with me for the last seven years, serving me faithfully.

Denty’s loot

It was Denty day yesterday (for those who missed the subtle message in sMany happy returns.

07:00 - Denty gets a card.

17:30 – Denty answers the doorbell to find and .

19:30 – Denty hears “thump thump thump” going down the stairs. Looking up quizically, he sees a large box floating towards him… A few moments later (after generating tearing noises), Denty finds boxes in boxes which contained an odd array of bits. Not reading the instructions, Denty puts the bits together and ends up with this…

 

22:00 – A brown substance with lots of blue candles meets Denty on his way to the kitchen (Mitch apparently couldn’t stop him- but I think she should have tackled him American football style).

Pure chocolate indulgence. Chocolate genoise sponge layered with a rich Belgian chocolate cream and decorated with swirls of dark Belgian chocolate. Oh yeah.

24:00 – Happy Denty goes to bed… zzz…

sMany happy returns

sMagic was nearly blinded by the bright light and searing heat…

Half barrel pond

It has taken me 10 months to:

• soak the barrel to get rid of the alcoholic remnants of its past
• stock with plants to oxygenate the water provide food for the inhabitants
• stock with snails and mussels to eat the algae
• nurture a very delicate ecosystem with bacterias and water softener

After 3 weeks of continued water testing to ensure consistent non-toxicity, neutral pH and buffers, the fishes, rosy red minnows are finally ready to go in…

Die evil larvaes, die.

sMoney in transit

Having recently published the plight of sMitch and sMuks, the sLug Foundation received plenty of sMoney from a… philanic? Phominlantropic? PhilfrosMitch? Ah yes, philharmonic! Definitely philharmonic, reader. The name of my philharmonic reader is a complicated one, and due to editorial uncertainties, I have decided that my keyboard cannot cope with the workload.

The following images are reproductions from the true event, not reenacted by actors.

sMisery II

sMended

Sunday evening

I don’t like Sunday evenings because:

• there is never anything on the television
• of its proximity to Monday

Muscle mussel Muks

By the end of the first week after I joined the gym, I ended up with a big mussel.

Dead feet

I bought a gorgeous pair of Ralph Lauren heels during my last shopping trip to New York. Since the weather was so nice and sunny the last few days, I thought I would wear a suit with a flattering pencil skirt this morning, plus the heels.

Four inches. Feet is now dead.