100 days to go
29 July 2008
Is 100 days a long time or short time to feel very excited and nervous all at once?
How does the cow come in?
28 July 2008
SPICY BEAN SOUP
(Ingredients: water, kidney beans, butter beans, chickpeas, tomato, onion, coriander, chilli, salt and pepper)
- contains dairy
Note to self
25 July 2008
What not to do at work:
- punch the elevator door instead of catching it
- trip over a tower of lever arched files
- order the same drink every morning to the effect that the cafe dudes call out “large white americano” as soon as they see me
- stuff marshmallows into cheeks pretending to be a hamster
sMarathon II
24 July 2008
sMitch, huffing and puffing, took a break from her inexplicable running…
The taste of chamomile
23 July 2008
I read an article yesterday about edible flowers. It said:
Chamomile – The flowers are small and daisy-like and have a sweet, apple-like flavour.
As soon as I arrived home, I went into the garden to sample one.
The author should have said “have a unsweet, unripe crab apple rolled in cow pat and marinated in dog pee -like flavour”.
sMarathon
22 July 2008
For some inexplicable reason, sMitch decided to take up running…
Why me? II
21 July 2008
Some may remember that I learnt to not talk about getting a new car while sitting in the current one.
A week ago, I browsed through the newer version of my gaming laptop that I bought for the sole reason of gaming doing my assignments. They were really sexy solid and would allow me access to games like Fallout 3 efficient working of Microsoft Word.
I spent a few hours minutes telling Denty which one I would like to eventually upgrade to… A few days later (last Friday night) my graphics card broke. I now have a laptop that emulates an untuned television.
How was I to know that the non-talking-about-getting-new-thing-while-using-current-thing rule applies to computers too?
The sMaking of sMany faces
18 July 2008
The face of delight…
The face of contentment…
The face of a sMinor setback…
Sticks and stilts
15 July 2008
I met a lady with a walking stick at the elevator today. I also saw that she was wearing 3 inch heels.
I don’t get it.
*Pat pat pat pat* again
11 July 2008
Another nice email…
Dear Muks,
Congratulations, you have been nominated for an Instant Award.
Your nomination was made by Another Boss Type Person for the following reasons:
You have worked exceptionally hard in producing a very high quality document for Bob Limited involving a lot of detail and complexity and requiring long hours. The work put in will establish the template for our work going forward and is a critical part of the project. Your energy and enthusiasm has enabled us to get to an excellent first deliverable. Thank you for your determination and attention to detail.
Please visit the ‘My Rewards’ section of the Values Awards website to access your £50 award, which can be exchanged for a wide range of products and high-street vouchers.
