On Friday night after two full glasses of wine…
Muks: I know what is wrong about Japanese men.
Denty and Mitch: HAHAHAHAHA!
Denty: Go on then… such truth only comes out when Muks has two glasses of wine.
Muks: They have the same size head as any normal white guys, but their body is so much stumpier that they look like big headed aliens.
On the next Wednesday’s lunch hour, Muks spotted the Japanese guy in the work group that was “ostracised” by others in the group. Muks took pity on him and went sat with him during lunch. We started chatting, until…
Japanese guy: You are same old as me, 33?
Muks: *Ally McBealesque snarl*
Let it be known that Muks has a sibling that is thousands and thousands of [time unit] (unspecified) older and the said sibling is also thousands and thousands of [time unit] (unspecified) from being 33.